A No Go

Ah haha. I fooled you, no? Zere you go zinking I’m going to roll over and do everyzing you all say. No. I am no petit pois pony, I am a racehorse, and I do as I want to do. I told you, I am like a ninja, no? You see me? Hahaha, you don’t zink I am so cute now, do you? You all need to remember zat no one makes a racehorse run. We run because we like to run, and sometimes we like you, but mostly, we like to run so we do. If we decide not to run, zere is nozing you humans can do to force us to run or jump or anyzing else. We are bigger zan you, we are stronger zan you, and we only do as you ask if we feel like it. I am not ze Black Labrador in your parlor. So you humans just remember zat all of ze horses out zere running and jumping and showing for you and making you look good is because we want to do it for you. You don’t forget zat, ok? Go give your nice behaved horse a pat tonight and I leave you wiz zis thought, Is it better to have run and lost or never to have run at all?