You humans complain a lot of ze time. “It’s too cold” or “it’s too hot.” It is summer. It is supposed to be hot. Zis is nozing, you should try to summer in California. It is so hot zere, it just catches itself on fire sometimes. Zere is a place in California called ze Valley of Death, where it is so hot I heard zat your halter would melt to your face if you went zere! Now zat is somezing to complain about. Most humans in California don’t seem to mind ze hot weather, but zey don’t wear as much clothes out zere. When I was in Del Mar, I saw zem on ze beach and zey all looked happy. I don’t mind ze hot weather in South Carolina. We all have two of zose spinny zings… fans, I zink, in our stalls. I have a fans over my head and one at my legs so I stay cool most of ze time, and just when it is getting too hot, it rains and cools zings off, so “it is all good”as you say. I don’t feel like I have had a good training session unless I work up a sweat, so I look like I’m a star just lately. I can barely put my shoulder into my gallop and yet when I come back to ze barn all ze fillies are impressed when zey see my lather. You are correct ladies, I am zat good. You see me sweating? And yet I am not tired. I know zey love me- who doesn’t?
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