I don’t understand humans. They are not as smart as horses. Horses know za weather. I have spent za last zree months growing my coat so zat I stay toasty and today, zey just cut it off. In fact, zey cut everybody’s coats-za whole barn. And zey all pleased wiz zemselves too. I say ‘Great, congratulations, you have a shedrow of poodles now, good job’. Now zey have to put zere fabric on us so we look like zem. I zink zey are jealous because zey can’t grow coats so zey cut ours off and dress us up. I don’t zink zis blanket is organic -or even made by Ralph Lauren.
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