You humans complain a lot of ze time. “It’s too cold” or “it’s too hot.” It is summer. It is supposed to be hot. Zis is nozing, you should try to summer in California. It is so hot zere, it just catches itself on fire sometimes. Zere is a place in California called ze Valley

Ah haha. I fooled you, no? Zere you go zinking I’m going to roll over and do everyzing you all say. No. I am no petit pois pony, I am a racehorse, and I do as I want to do. I told you, I am like a ninja, no? You see me? Hahaha, you don’t

I had a wonderful weekend in Nashville ze “Music City”, even zough I didn’t get to meet Dolly Parton, which would have been fun. She wears a lot of pink too, no? A few weeks ago I got on ze van to go racing but zen I didn’t race. Do I look like a cheerleader

Finally! Zese people are starting to let me train on. I am doing some long strong gallops and I even got to jump last week. I have had several gallops now where I had to dust poor Herbie because he just could not go with me any longer and he was begging me to slow

I love to go out on ze crisp mornings and train, but I find racetracks boring. Ho hum, left handed in a circle, blah blah blah. Give me a bit of variety, it is ze spice of life, no? Here in South Carolina I have a lot of places where I train, zere’s a big

I’ve been in several shedrows in several countries, but zis one is different. Here, zere is less people milling around. Not so much “boss” or “gov’ner” zat people answer to. Here, zere is za American trainer and ze Irish jockey and I zink zey are married, and in za shedrow zey seem to change who