Wow, you Americans are “in a pickle”, no? Who are you going to vote for? I know after all the kafuffle of past elections zat I am not eligible to run in zis race wiz my French birth certificate. I cannot even vote, which is a shame because I zink zat I would be better

“I would like to say zank you to my fans who have expressed zere concern for me. I am fine, but I am tired of ze establishment so I have been living unplugged, as you say. No phone, no computer, no blog. (Although I might have to make a small exception if Far Hills is

You humans complain a lot of ze time. “It’s too cold” or “it’s too hot.” It is summer. It is supposed to be hot. Zis is nozing, you should try to summer in California. It is so hot zere, it just catches itself on fire sometimes. Zere is a place in California called ze Valley

Ah haha. I fooled you, no? Zere you go zinking I’m going to roll over and do everyzing you all say. No. I am no petit pois pony, I am a racehorse, and I do as I want to do. I told you, I am like a ninja, no? You see me? Hahaha, you don’t

I had a wonderful weekend in Nashville ze “Music City”, even zough I didn’t get to meet Dolly Parton, which would have been fun. She wears a lot of pink too, no? A few weeks ago I got on ze van to go racing but zen I didn’t race. Do I look like a cheerleader

Finally! Zese people are starting to let me train on. I am doing some long strong gallops and I even got to jump last week. I have had several gallops now where I had to dust poor Herbie because he just could not go with me any longer and he was begging me to slow